On the personal development front, after many years of crossing paths with Miss Judith AKA The Hair God, she has graciously agreed to give me lessons.
Miss Judith is on the top of the food chain when it comes to hair. In other words, you have to save your dolla bills for a few months to get your hair done by Miss Thing.
I'm truly honored and hella ella ella eh eh eh excited.
You already know the blog pics are gonna get stupid cus soon my hair is gonna be poppin-er!!!!
I've secretly wanted to do hair since I was a kid but my social and touch anxiety got in the way. True story. (violins please) I've grown to trust and touch and feel and love...uh oh!!!
I feel a song coming on:
Touch me, tease me
Feel me and caress me
Hold on tight and don't let go
Baby I'm about to explode
Case Featuring Foxy Brown
Feel me and caress me
Hold on tight and don't let go
Baby I'm about to explode
Case Featuring Foxy Brown
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!
INTRODUCING MIOBA!!!!!
(short for MIchelle OBAma)
You'll get to track my progress!!!
Ok, so truth is I got fired from the color process cus I was too slow with it...cus I didn't fold the foil properly, cus I didn't brush the color on properly, cus, cus, cus Miss Judith don't play games when it comes to color...that's her thing.
She said, step aside and just watch.
hmph.
I did quite a decent job with the cut doh maybe cus I had a pair of $900 scissors in hand...how could I fail!?!?!? Yeah you read it right. Miss Judith is serious about her craft. Her scissors: $900 My scissors: Straight out a SET from the 99 cent store.
I'm about to be a blow dry master, I can feel it...it came naturally and if you dare make any Dominican jokes I'm coming to find you. No it's not in my blood. NO all Dominican women don't give good blow...dries.
Miss Judith says:
Blow Dry-ist = No Money
Colorist = Big Dollas
SO! Let's all welcome Mioba and Miss Judith to the Cocolah.com family!!!!!
Flip your hair like Marsha Brady!
2 comments:
I can do your hair BETTER! : P
this made me smile ... "blow ... dries."
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