While monitor shopping Valentina Valentine stumbles on a picture of her dream of all dreams jacket. (dramatically sighs loudly, looks away, looks back, looks away..looks back. fights back tears. fails.)
"just don't say anything to me right ......now i can't handle it." (covers face)
"I need a moment..." (stares blankly at the jacket, puts E.T. finger up to monitor, eyes go blank and faints.)
"just don't say anything to me right ......now i can't handle it." (covers face)
"I need a moment..." (stares blankly at the jacket, puts E.T. finger up to monitor, eyes go blank and faints.)
FADE TO BLACK
Rodarte Motorcycle Jacket
$3,795 (three months rent)
omg dear Jesus. god in heaven.blessed be thy name.
oh the things i would do for this jacket.
like i'm censoring myself right now. that serious.
oooooooh!!!!
2 comments:
I would trade a year of young coconuts on the beach or by the river for just one night with this jacket.
I would sell my niece.
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