Que Sera, Sera. Whatever will be. Will be.

Remember back when I posted this Acne Shoe Lust factor?

Well apparently somebody was paying attention. I won't mention any names cus I'm just not that petty. I'm one of them classy bitches that just hints but never drops names. I keeps it classy 365 days a year. YUP! Oh shut up, at least one third of that. You do the math.

I peeped Miss Thing's blog the other day and um apparently she's gotten the idea that this is the I LUST, YOU BUY factor. No Miss Thing. NOOOOO!!! (drag king voice, waggin finger at my monitor)

She done lost her mind and gotten my damn shoes (crying real tears, REAL ONES! uuuuh!!!) aaaaand she got the nerve to tell me not not feel bad cus she really wanted the gray ones. PAUSE!

UM HELLO!!! HELLO!??!??! (waving my hands in the air and running around my room every which way like I done lost my mind) Pause. Drop and Roll.

WAIT!!!

Deep breaths Yah. Deep breaths boo. Breathe!!! Doing Lamaze exercises.  hee-hee-hooooe hee-hee-hooooe (rolling my damn eyes)

OK. FIRST OF ALL....how in the heezy is that supposed to make me feel better??? and B. The Lust Factor is supposed inspire YOU to buy for ME shit...not for YOU to buy you shit....buy for ME! MEEEE!! (damn it!) Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

Ain't this a muffukin bitch! (FYI I asked her if I could call her a bitch and she didn't reply in time for this post so technically I'm not calling her a bitch per se. I'm just commenting on the backwardness of this scenario) <---That was for all my feminists out there burning their bras and not wanting to be called a bitch even when it's in a good way and trust me...I've been called far, far worse...in a good way. (nodding head with a wicked, wicked smile) Siiiigh. Whew! Those flashbacks made me feel a hoe lot better. Yes, darlin' yes! HA! (doing a lil I gets mine old lady jig)

Oh wait. Back to the regularly scheduled fashion drama:

Hate comes in all flavors folks when it comes to fashion. Black and/or Gray. These are some dope ass platform booties. Siiigh. If they didn't cost half my rent I would have them too so there! Inny!! Take that!

I'm a Size 41 just in case any of you wanna rectify the situation.

She really thinks she cute. OK fine maybe she is but who's side are you on? HUH? HUH? WELL!??!

RMFERRH (rolling my fukkin eyes real real hard) I swear she's lucky she lives in Cali cus I would so rob her, wipe down the soles and try to exchange them for my size.

Without an ounce of pride. Umm hmm.
I have no pride when it comes to fashion my people. I hope you know that by now. I will beg, barter or steal. NO problem. Just ask my friends. They'll tell ya. Hee hee.

AYO shorty! Yeah you wif the bald head. Lemme holla at you real quick. (I'd pull out my super soaker and blast off) Come up off them shoes or somebody gonna die dead.




Dear Acne Shoes, This is how I Lust You.

Wait till I get my money right

Kill 2 Kill

Truth be told I've been wearing combat boots since late last summer with everything from shorts to a dress. I have 3 pairs in heavy rotation but these babies right have a certain badassness that makes  you want to drop kick someone and twist the heel in their belly button. Or is it just me?

Talk to the hand

You can basically wear these with anything from jeans and a tshirt to a black garbage bag and be the hottest bitch on the streets. Throw these babies on and everything will make sense in love and life. You'll have clarity, peace of mind, flawless skin and a flat tummy. What more can a girl ask for? 

INSTANT FAINT INDUCER

Whoa-man down!!!! Someone please call 911~

Disclaimer:

I know this blog/site is about underground fashion but these here are the lust files. I love and respect underground fashion and my closet is full to the brim with fashion from unknown designers and thrift finds. 

My plan is to one day summon unknown designers from all around the world and have custom made pieces made especially for little ol me and ALWAYS be on that new shit. 

Summon as in: make me "XYZ" or off with your head!!! Have designers locked in the dungeon sewing away without food or water. WORK I SAID!!! FASTER!!!

Mirror, mirror on the wall..who's the freshest of them all?

That's when cash starts flowing of course. So for now I lust. Lusting is healthy in fashion, keeps your creative juices flowing. (i just wanted to insert the word juices...ok and the word insert...hee hee since we're on the topic of lust i figured hey anything goes)

You don't lust over things you can have do you? No, cus when you get it, you've gotten it...and you're on to the next person, place or thing to obsess about. 

This feature: The Lust Factor is a laundry list of things that make me cream but cost more than my rent so alas...I lust and I lust and I lust some more. Then I take the images Cocolarize them, sprinkle some new fashion "humor" and share them with you. 

Hoping to unlock your mind, and by using our collective energy you can assist me in manifesting these babies soon soon. 

OM!

Gucci Fall 2010. Man oh Man!!

I looooooooove men's fashion and it's no secret. This collection belongs in my closet!! Not only do I have a collection of vintage men's oxford shoes but also a mini collection of velvet blazers AAAAND these are MY colors!! Which means....I LOVE!!LOVE!!LOVE!!LOVE!!LOVE!!LOVE!!

This collection had me gasping for air and having hot flashes. So during the show...yes I was there...I fainted and the guy in the brown velvet blazer almost gave me CPR but his agent stopped him when she saw me trying to switch his bag for the one I got on Canal Street. It was a simple mix up but security threw me out anyway. Straight bullshit if you ask me.

Men please take note at the casual and simple elegance on display here. The color palette is scrumptious. Each outfit is accessorized to perfection. The color palette says you're cash money millionaire RICH!

Yes color can say those things about you so mind your colors.

What more can a girl ask than a boyfriend who wears Gucci and wears Gucci you can share?

"A family that wears Gucci together, stays together."

Rev Run 

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The diff between want and need

Don't get me wrong. Listen carefully cus I'm only going to say it once.
I don't WANT these.
I NEEEEEEEED these!!!

Go ahead and order them here:
If you reeeeaallly love me. :) No pressure.

http://shop.acnestudios.com/system/search/product.asp?id=3104

I WILL DIE!

This is from the Givenchy Fall 09 Collection which is old news but this collection turned me into a fashion stalker.

According to Wikipedia; stalkers often threaten to harm themselves (i.e., suicide) to prompt a response of concern from their victims. Although I have repeatedly called the Givenchy headquarters with threats of harming myself I have yet to receive the full collection as requested. Accessories included please and thank you!

Have they no heart?

THE LUST FACTOR

For 2010 I have started a Vision Board which is a collage of images, pictures and affirmations of your dreams and desires. Vision boards are a great way to make you feel positive, and are helpful if you are using the laws of attraction. Believe me....I'm attracted to this Balmain Leather Cape...in a serious way.

I LUST IT and I can't control it!